Stories from the current online edition of The Columbian. en-us http://www.thecolumbianonline.com Wed, 26 Apr 2006 04:00:00 GMT http://www.thecolumbianonline.com/news/2006/04/26/News/Farewell.Seniors-1876587.shtml With just a couple of weeks of school left, campus has been a frenzy of students rushing to the library to use every possible resource to help them turn in final papers and projects to get that final grade for the semester. But of course it's only temporary, many of us will be back in the summer and fall to start the process all over again. News 4/26/06 Stephanie Teasley reporter http://www.thecolumbianonline.com/news/2006/04/26/News/ Other http://www.thecolumbianonline.com/news/2006/04/26/News/Summer.At.The.Movies.For.A.Superhero.Geek-1876683.shtml Summer is almost upon us all and with the over sunning and frozen drinks there will also be a slew of popcorn blockbuster flicks to fill our heads for a few air-conditioned hours. I am a huge movie freak, my first job was working for two years as an usher in high school and summer is always the best time. News 4/26/06 X-Men the Last Stand Charles Moreland reporter http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper847/thumbs/t_4705oojj.jpg http://www.thecolumbianonline.com/news/2006/04/26/News/ Other http://www.thecolumbianonline.com/news/2006/04/26/Opinion/Whats.Next.For.Our.OverSexed.Underage.Celebrity.Society-1876656.shtml Over-sexed and underage celebrities like Lindsey Lohan, Hilary Duff and the Olsen twins are examples of the latest wave of cool celeb-isms; the question is what will happen when the tides change? What will happen when Paris Hilton's A-cups no longer satisfy? The public will eventually yearn for a sexual-celeb revolution. Opinion 4/26/06 The Quest for Incest Anne Simms reporter http://www.thecolumbianonline.com/news/2006/04/26/Opinion/ Other http://www.thecolumbianonline.com/news/2006/04/26/Opinion/Nikki.Says.GoodBye-1875350.shtml Four academic years ago, I was a rambunctious teen who couldn't wait to get away from home and out on my own. I was so irresponsible that the main reason I chose Columbia College to attend school was because my sister currently attended there and she did most of the work for me. Opinion 4/26/06 Nikki Nesselhauf reporter http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper847/thumbs/t_r6l3pvl6.jpg http://www.thecolumbianonline.com/news/2006/04/26/Opinion/ Other http://www.thecolumbianonline.com/news/2006/04/26/Opinion/Hamburgers.In.High.Society-1876664.shtml Paris Hilton is an intolerable leper. A regressing open sore pissing puss all over my eyeballs. I am waste deep in putrid, media filth and this is my letter in a bottle. She is a meaningless projection on contemporary society. She is nothing more than a 2-D tramp superimposed on a long line of 2-D tramps slowly being dissolved by the filters of hyper reality. Opinion 4/26/06 Sean Cazzell http://www.thecolumbianonline.com/news/2006/04/26/Opinion/ Other