Opinion articles from the current online edition of The Columbian. en-us http://www.thecolumbianonline.com Wed, 26 Apr 2006 04:00:00 GMT Tue, 07 Sep 2010 12:34:39 GMT 20 http://www.thecolumbianonline.com/news/2006/04/26/Opinion/Whats.Next.For.Our.OverSexed.Underage.Celebrity.Society-1876656.shtml Over-sexed and underage celebrities like Lindsey Lohan, Hilary Duff and the Olsen twins are examples of the latest wave of cool celeb-isms; the question is what will happen when the tides change? What will happen when Paris Hilton's A-cups no longer satisfy? The public will eventually yearn for a sexual-celeb revolution. Tue, 07 Sep 2010 12:34:39 GMT Opinion 4/26/06 The Quest for Incest Anne Simms reporter http://www.thecolumbianonline.com/news/2006/04/26/Opinion/ Other http://www.thecolumbianonline.com/news/2006/04/26/Opinion/Nikki.Says.GoodBye-1875350.shtml Four academic years ago, I was a rambunctious teen who couldn't wait to get away from home and out on my own. I was so irresponsible that the main reason I chose Columbia College to attend school was because my sister currently attended there and she did most of the work for me. Tue, 07 Sep 2010 12:34:39 GMT Opinion 4/26/06 Nikki Nesselhauf reporter http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper847/thumbs/t_r6l3pvl6.jpg http://www.thecolumbianonline.com/news/2006/04/26/Opinion/ Other http://www.thecolumbianonline.com/news/2006/04/26/Opinion/Hamburgers.In.High.Society-1876664.shtml Paris Hilton is an intolerable leper. A regressing open sore pissing puss all over my eyeballs. I am waste deep in putrid, media filth and this is my letter in a bottle. She is a meaningless projection on contemporary society. She is nothing more than a 2-D tramp superimposed on a long line of 2-D tramps slowly being dissolved by the filters of hyper reality. Tue, 07 Sep 2010 12:34:39 GMT Opinion 4/26/06 Sean Cazzell http://www.thecolumbianonline.com/news/2006/04/26/Opinion/ Other